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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America  .
MARIA:        Here it  is.
TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:      Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:        I  is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:        All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had  the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:      Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :        No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:    A teacher
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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE

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